lol...that made my night laughing at that.
One round ere is a guy we used to call old jake. Bearded, scruffy, unwashed lookin and wore a hat like benny from crossroads
Every friday/saturday we would see him pissed wandering down from the pub, staggering and singing.
He always used to stop and chat away to us all, tellin us he would buy us all chips from the chippy on his way home
Turns out the bloke owns a garage, has a few quid and decided one night to buy us all a chippy...lol
We were surprised he even had a home!!!