Theres a guy, about 40, looks like he is badly stuck in the 70s, and ive never seen him walk, he just RUNS flat out everywhere, in quite smart but proper 70s clothes

Our old next door neigbour who was about 80 used to do the same! Never seen an old granny move so quick in a big coat and shopping bags

Fred and Rose West were local characters a few years back, but they dont need any introduction

Theres this old guy whos tiny with a big red bald head, looks like one of the riddlers, who contstantly jabbers on in a incomprehinsible language and laughs at everyone like hes taking the piss, he might be irish, but cant understand a word he says

Theres a tramp called One Hair, just cause he got hair down way past his shoulders, but its just a single giant matted lump, one giant dredlock, never seen anything like it

Theres this woman with mega long hair, white as a ghost, whos always on her own, even in clubs, rumour has it shes a hooker, constantly wondering the streets 24/7 but not homeless nd often seen in clubs, with a habit of randomly accusing people of rape for no reason, which can be funny

Theres a guy who works for the council watering the plants in Bath where i work, about mid-late 20s, big muscley tanned meathead, and he soooo deliberatley soaks himself with the sprayer everytime showing off, he hillarious, he does it even when its properly chucking it down too
Wouldnt take the piss tho,hes massive

Theres also this guy in Bath, meant to be some local gangster type everyones trashed of, face almost covered in tatoos, dresses smart all time.
I think in a less pussy town he'd get his face smashed in if he came the crack, but there everyone trashed, but then again he has got a completely tatood face

The heroin addict tramps in Bath are proper comedy too, having massive slanging matches in the middle of town centre, often with the guys in tears and shit, its mega funny jus as its so strange, and they always arguing about a missing 10p or something gay too