Mike: if you feel offended in any way I will edit this thread.

Right: firstly this is nothing against Mike, as I don't know him personally..but a lot of posters on here seem to have this general consensus about him so thought I'd ask..

Is Mike gay ??

I'm only asking cos I fancy him and was wondering what my chances would be if I pm'd him? Loads of people seem to constantly post about him batting for the other side. If he is, then that's fine, it's OUR choice: I just feel it's a little unfair of them to keep repeating themselves if there is no just cause (although I would obviously be very disappointed).

You know when you have a week off work and when you get back everyone is gossiping about what's been happening, but no-one actually tells you: that's how I feel.

So Mike, are they simply "being one of the lads" or like me, are you the honorary member of the Right Said Fred fan club ?

As I said, if you're offended, I'll edit this thread & post a public apology and move on to PM'ing Gracie, Alex or Churchy, as it least that would be a sure thing .