Got informed by my employer that I've failed a drug and alchohol test

On drugs too

I'd understand if it was alchohol As I have a few beers now and then, but I don't touch drugs.... Nor, do I sit around with anyone who does, inhaling the smoke.....

Which brings me to the depressing bit, in order to sort it out I have to attend the Base Physician at the Naval Base on saturday morning to get fully tested for Drugs and Booze meaning I'm going to miss the trip to the 'Ring

Totally gutted. NOT going would mean dismissal, hence I have to. There's obviously been some kind of cock up (normal when you work for Her Maj) but of all the times to have a cock up

When I find who has fucked up my results I'll be paying em a visit

Medscreen, be warned