I bet there was hardly anyone else on the road as well. Muppets.

Tried having me the other night for "Using a mobile phone whilst travelling in a moving vehicle" Fooking TFT screen on the phone lights up the whole inside of the car

I just said "Oh yeah, my missus was ringing me and not wanting to answer the phone whilst driving, I cancelled her call until I could find a layby to call her back from"

Gimp starts looking at everypart of the car, dying to have me for something. Guess what Bacon bap............. not a chance, everything is fine on the car