Well, we usually go to our local Garden Centre and get a nice 5ft tree for around £40. However, these guys that sell them beside the road in pub car-parks etc, tend to be fucking expensive, so if you can deliver for £40-45, then I reckon it might be a go-er.

There must be plenty of lazy bastards that can't be bothered.

Personally, I would rather go chose one. Or should I say, stand there like a pillock, while Beccy asks me to turn each of about 20 tree's so that she can see them from all angles, then do it all again before actually choosing one.