Having a nitemare 24 hours!

00.00 - Got home last night to find some Honda 4x4 thing on my drive, guessing it beloned to one of the doctors that stay in the house at the end of my street when they work late I proceeded to block the cheeky fucker in cos I like to be able to see the car from the house.

8.30 - Said cheeky fucker knocks the door asking me to move my car, I begin to give him a gob full about parking on my drive then realise he's a foreign twat who can only understand half of what im saying (really reassuring being a doctor and all that) so in trainers and dressing gown I stomp over to my car, see it covered in frost and go to start it. Engine turned over once very slowly and then dead so had to push it back.

11.30 - By now im awake, dressed and about to go out. Car has been in sun for last 2 hours so figure the cold has shaken off it. Go to start car and it turns over really slowly again.

12.00 - Luckily mate that lives with me comes home for 30 mins so I borrow her car, shoot over to TMC and get a new battery.

12.30 - Got new battery, dig out 10ml spanner, go out to car and realise that the braket bolt is bigger than 10ml, I only have a 14 and 17ml spanner. I do have a mini socket set but ive lost the extension bar so even thats useless. Meanwhile my mate has to go out so im effectively house bound.

1.00 - After texting mates to see if they got a 13ml spanner I end up phoning my Dad who says he's got one and he'll bring it over when he can be arsed.

1.30 - Realise mate has used up last of bog roll and I need to go!!!!

14.30 - Dad just turned up with spanner, so battery all changed and car running.

14.50 - Im now going over to mums for sunday dinner and sympathy

So I figure ive got another 9 hours of bad luck then all should be ok again, think i'll go back to bed after dinner lol