average....



heres one


a man and his wife are in bed, the wife turns off the bedside lamp, and they soon start to fall asleep..

suddenly, theres an almighty bang at the door......the pair wake up, and the husband rolls over to go back to sleep....go and answer that blurts the wife,...
no you answer it,....

the pair grunt at each other, and the knocking stops....

a couple of minutes later while the couple are drifting back to sleep the banging ensues, and the husband jumps out of bed....

for fuck sake,....

makes his way down the stairs, and answers the door....
what the fuck do you want, its 1.30 in the morning,....

hi mate, im really sorry, but i was hoping you d give me a psuh you see.....
the man slams the door in his face and goes back to bed...
who was it,....the wife asks,...
some guy wanting a fucking push,..i told him where to go...
you nasty bastard, what about that time our battery went flat becasue you left the lights on, and we asked for a push.....you could do the same, help the guy out,...

so after 10 mins of his wife winging, the husband jumps outta bed,
right,....fine,.....
he goes downstairs and opens the front door, but cant see the needy man anywhere,...so he shouts,....
oi mate,...you need a push? where are you,.,...

then he hears a faint voice shout back,...


yeah please mate,.....im over here on the swings.........

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