Originally Posted by gearboxman
Richard, you lied........
.....I saw yours, and it said
You are a Austin 1800, slow, reliable, laborious (in a tapioca way).
The only way you'll get this sideways is to "have it" on the handbrake, or when the rear radius arm bushes are fooked!
Since your joke was so well recieved Bernie, I feel I can adequately reply with the most suitable smilie available:
