Originally Posted by Stavros
Well they made of wood, can detatch them and place them anywhere.
Like your mums prosthetic jaw that enabled her to speak and give proper blowjobs for the first time just 2 years ago
Right, bedtime, honest

On the subject of blow jobs........
When i was round your house earlier shagging your mum i decided to see what i could steal to pay for my time there with the ugly bint
I found this t-shirt when i was looking through your old baby clothes.