Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the
examination.

"First body:
Frenchman, 60, died from heart failure while making love to his
girlfriend. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.

"Second body:
"Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on
whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner,
this... is the most unusual one. * RUDEY * from passionford was struck by
lightning.
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."