I remember seeing a bloke doing his nut one day cos he'd parked his Galaxy in the bus stop, which was right tight as it was anyway, then a bus came along and caught his rear bumper and quarter

He came in the shop I was buying some bits from, wanting to take everyones names as witnesses, no-body agreed to it, then when he left everyone suggested perhaps he shouldnt have parked it in that big yellow box marked BUS, next to a shelter Idiot.....