George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to
> the kids to get a little
>
> PR. After his talk he offers question time. One
> little boy puts up his
>
> hand and George asks him his name.
>
>
> " Stanley ," responds the little boy.
>
> "And what is your question, Stanley ?"
>
>
> "I have 4 questions:
>
>
> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
> support of the UN?
>
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
> more votes?
>
> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
>
> Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage
> when 1/3 of all
>
> Americans don't have health insurance?â€
>
>
> Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush
> informs the kiddies
>
> that they will continue after recess.
>
>
> When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
> Oh, that's right,
>
> question time. Who has a question?"
>
>
> Another little boy puts up his hand. George
> points him out and asks him
>
> his name.
>
>
> "Steve," he responds.
>
> "And what is your question, Steve?"
>
>
> "Actually, I have 6 questions.
>
> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
> support of the UN?
>
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
> more votes?
>
> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
>
> Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage
> when 1/3 of all
>
> Americans don't have health insurance?
>
> Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes
> early?
>
> And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley ?
>
>
>