obviously theres gonan be some non sex related questions such as

Q) my missus cant cook

A) when you look at her does she make ya wanna cum,,,,,,, if not dump the bitch as a woman that cant cook will be then next month if ya get desperate for a shag


Q)i come home from work to find my missus get got my slippers,what can i do to change this

A) beat her fucking sensless with em and then next time see will remember and then when you get back they will be straight on ya feet,,,,, as shes gonan remember the last time you found em first