Right, first off, which salad tosser banned me then?
Second, does anyone get PM'd or emailed before being banned, or do I just get text messages saying "Ha, you're banned you flid" from various people.
Thirdly, how on earth some of the people are still moderators on this site I have no idea. Still, if you're a complete mong addicted to banning people to compensate for your meagre existence, it probably suits you. Of course, this only applies to one moderator, but I can't say who in case I get banned again. You're all welcome to guess though, and I bet nearly everyone gives the same answer!
Anyway, all this banning nonsense has made me realise that I spend far too much time on here, so enough's enough.
P.S. Please tell Phil that I have been Glass Eye the whole time