i was stopped the other night for alleged drink driving
but i refused to blow into the bag so they took me down the station
they took a urine sample as they had to wait for the doctor and left me in a cell
as they banged the door closed, i don't know what happened, but it didn't shut properly and was unlatched
after a while the noise died down and i took a peek outside and there was no one there
i walked out and had a look around and spotted the urine sample on the shelf so i pocketed it
i put on a helmet and jacket and made my way out of the station and wasn't stoppped by anyone
i got home and thought "phew, made a clean getaway"
until plod knocked on my door and arrested me again
i'm out on bail at the moment
but the police want to do me for taking the piss