I nearly got done for petrol theft once. Got a letter saying of intended prosecution saying I had filled up my works van with PETROL and driven off the forcourt. Firstly my van drinks DIESEL

Secondly, when the peeps who deal with this stuff at work got the CCTV tape, it shows my van parked in the petrol station filling up and me going off to pay for it, and the car next to me (with NO plate on it) filling up and driving off

Are all petrol station attendee's thick as horse shit?