only one god mate

these neighbours have been cunts since i bought a car because before then there were 3 houses and only one guy who had sole use of the driveway
being a mechanic he used to park it up everywhere, but once we bought a car and he couldn't, he got all moody

i'm glad they are moving in the next few weeks, and to be honest, it's not that fact that she hit the car, it's not the fact that she driove off, it's not even the fact that she tried to run my mrs over, it's the fact that it's going to cost me a £500 excess when i return the car and that means my mortgage payments might bounce which is pissing me off