I was well fooked off at the weekend. Decided I wanted some Air Max Classics. Tried them on, size ten, I was like "yeah, yeah these are great, but can I have another pair" because the lining inside was FILTHY!

So they check and come back to me with "Sorry we don't have another pair but we do have a ten and a half". I mean, WTF? I just told them the tens were great. Why the fook would I want the ten and a half?!

Fookin numpties