but if you sell the cars what will be held to ransom next?
the telly?
internet?
food?
you need to stamp your foot down and say "OI!!!! NO!!!!" or similar harry enfield type slogans
my mrs started of with the "now you are a father you should stop driving about in fast and noisy cars and buy something sensible" (so i bougth a granny cossie instead

"and progressed to "you need to clean up the garage because junior will soon be crawling about" (the garage is 40 foot away from the house you daft bint, just ebcause you want a laundry room don't mean i'm moving my shit out) etc etc
why are you getting a mortgage if your misses and baby are moving closer to you? shouldn't you all be living together as one big happy family