Originally Posted by TIFF
Just spat me drink all over the place


Originally Posted by EIL132
If it was an Easyjet flight you could've passed the time looking at it falling apart as I did last weekend

And no sooner had I cleaned it up, I then spat it everywhere again


Spadge - headlamps

I was just thinking for take off and landing it'd be nice to see the tarmac that might kill me
As for view - yeah, I was just thinking of it as something to look at, rather than a dirty great bastid wing
But knowing my luck, I'll swap to the other seat and when I get on board I'll be right next to the emergency exit door or something

Thats the point where everyone turns and looks directly at ME in the event of an emergency!

The leg room would be nice tho!