they've got 5000 somethings though, i'm sure i've heard them quoting stuff ilke that on eurosport back in the day
dennis dart, plaxton body, a little bit wet, made beautifull squealing noises on them tiled/painted zebra crossings
or in the snow, put the front wheels up against a speed bump, stop, put your foor down, nice and controled wheelspin

you could get the speedo to show almost 10mph