Red coats? Like the piss poor entertainment at Butlins? (sorry, joke only engish people would get, and not even very funny to us )

Was quality tho, caption said "London" and was this tiny cobblestone village with about 10 houses in a steep valley

It was like a TV version of the old Mark n Lard "London Village" jokes (again, english joke thats not funny, or infact 2 english radio blokes who arnt funny)

Right, im off to Hollywood to see the President and the Satue of Liberty