doors slamming ,rattling door knobs is just a sign that handy fooking andy and the changing rooms crew have been round .......food on the floor is just off the dodgy fookin breakfast bar he's put in ...

i think i'd only believe if one came out and slapped me in the face ....

hang on ,i'll be back with a pic ,and see if you can see anything in it ...

it's a 100% genuine pic ....