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Old May 11, 2006 | 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
And I bet even in his wildest dreams he didnt expect the guy to go showing off about it on an internet car forum that he'd been mugged off by comic book guy


Bart: How come I've never seen that Itchy and Scratchy
before?
CBG: Perhaps because you are a pre-pubescent ignoramus.
This is a bootleg copy of Itchy and Scratchy meet
Fritz the Cat. Because of it's frank depiction of
sex and narcotic consumption, it is not for infantile
intellect, such as yours, now toodle-oo.
Bart: Aww.
(Bart and Lisa turn to leave. Bart sees a framed drawing
of Itchy)
Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that.
CBG: Are you the creator of Hi and Lois because you are
making me laugh. That drawing is worth exactly 750
dollars American.
Bart: It's valuable, huh?!
CBG: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I
can't allow you to waste them here when there are
so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment.
Go, go, for the good of the city.



I love that guy
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