I remember living opposit this guy with a great dane. That thing was as big as a fookin horse!

Daft old codger used to take it out into the street, have it shit on the path, then open up the grate at the side of the road and shovel it into there.

Absolutely fookin reeked and if I'd not been a 10 year old kid I'd have had a word and reported the fool!