scoop it up and stick it on your rose bush

the horse shit not the dog shit

it proppa pisses me off tho, when i was living with mum and dad, the tosser down the road owned some stabes up the road from the house and hois field was at the bottom of the road.

now, near on every fooking day while he was leading the horses from the top to the bottom of the road, they fucking things would 9 times out of 10 shit outside our front gate.

the old man didnt mind as he sometimes scooped it up and used it

but pissed i off a treat.

which in turn made sure i sat out side his house at 1am every night on the way home from work and revved the engine on the scootay (had an exceptionly loud exhaust )

anyway, the horses still shit in the road, but seem to get a bit further than the house, only since i moved out mind

fecking horses