Originally Posted by rsjp

theres a first steve (the loon ) up early on a sunday
whats the reason for you getrting up early heres a few guesses
1fst no beer last night so no hangover
2nd donna got fed up of you snoring
3rd lee is coming round with his quiffe and you need to make room for it
4th trying to get the car ready for next week
5th or you know where there a pub opening early