To be honest - getting out of there was the best thing i ever did...

Was funny when i started working as a doorman at one of the clubs in town here down south. Interview went:

Them: "So what makes you think you can do the job?"

Me: "I'm 6ft 4 and 20 stone"

Them: "Right."

Me: "I've done a few years in the TA"

Them: "Right"

Me: "Got into the police at 18"

Them: "Right"

Me: "Oh, and i grew up in Bradford"

Them: "Fucking hell, when can you start?"