I had an excellent Friday 13th.....

1. Discovered that my psycho, bunny boiler ex gf ISN'T having my child after all (She's not due until next month, 10 months after I dumped her

2. She's moving up to Brum with the monkey faced ar$e who she met whilst with her kids in a kiddies play park whilst I was test driving a mk2 RS2000!

3. I got a 45p an hour payrise!