on the news in a min,.......guy lets his girlfriend have a go in his yacht and she crashes it...


him.......now go right a bit, we wanna miss those massive rocks,....

her.......ok,...

him,......stop checking your makeup and go right......

her.......ok....dont shout at me....

him,......watch the fucking rocks,...

her.....i can see them theres plenty of room,.....oh look, a sale on at harveys....oh no, its a "big rocks, danger" sign

SMASH....

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