I could tell a story about someone i know giving birth, but cant in detail due to not knowing who reads this forum

BUT its safe to say id be demanding a sazarian straight away if i was a proper slim bird without a big sloppy bucket, as being torn a hole about 5 times its original size and half your insides falling out is "not my scene"

Only good thing is when you get torn to bits by the baby like the people in Aliens, they might well sew you up tighter than before