Ok, i have had this shitbox Renault 5 for about a year, and its MOT expired so we thought we would have a go at killing it on Saturday (Inspired by that Honda video ).

This is what we have done to it so far, bear in mind it still runs, fires up and idles .

Into the carburettor we have poured:

Washing up liquid
Water
Sawdust
Cadburys Cream Egg
Swarfega
DOT4 Clutch Fluid
Spade connectors
Assorted nuts and bolts

Into the oil filler cap we have poured:

Washing up liquid mixed with water to form a nice bubbly mixture
Another cadburys cream egg
Some more Swarfega
Lots of nuts, bolts and crimp connectors
Leaves
Freshly cut grass
Water
Various piece of metal which were carved off the bonnet.
A small amount of headlight glass.

And to top it off, we ran it on 2 cylinders for most of the time.

The fucker just wont die, i cant believe it .

So, suggestions please (other than foot to the floor and watch a rod come through the block, imaginative answers only please ).