Our kid fucks off on his jollys with the wife 2moz morning and has just phoned me to ask if I wanna house sit for a week

its less than a mile from my work whereas my mum & dads is over 20 miles, he has stacked the fridge freezer full of food, he has a studio with full dolby prologic and a HUGE TV and about 9 million DVD's

Bring it on