Originally Posted by DanRSturbo

Hence, arrive at travel inn @ 12pm, park car, walk to battle cruiser 5 mins down the road, arrive at 12:05pm and order 1 pint of stella (maybe 2 if Dave's with me), find empty chair and proceed to give any Arsenal fan's some stick

After said game, stumble back to travel inn, check in, dump bag in room, venture to pub next to travel inn and relish in the victory that Spurs will have, and rip the piss out of any Arsenal fan that happens to venture in

By about 5pm, I shall be ruined, probably nursing a black eye, pass out for a couple of hours, wake up, have the biggest steak the pub do with more beer