As a doorman I supose you are meant to show restraint, knocking the first guy out in one could be classed as defence, ragging the shat out of the pair of them... priceless!!

Hope you don't punished, always nice when a jumped up cock gets a shoe-in.

Read about a happy slapper who's mate filmed him while he waited outside of a shop, cockily stating that the next person to exit the shop would get a smack and should it be the right hand, left hand or both.

A guy came out, recieved his smack then knocked the happy smacker the foook out while his mate caught it all on film. Is now going around the net apparently.

So smack away sir!

Matt