Q.a) If a bird you’re chatting up in a pub/club asks what you drive what do you tell them?

I tell them i have a d reg sierra that thrashes Ferrari's and a 12" knob, they just laugh. Then at the end of the night i ask them if they would like a lift home. Once in the cossie i give it a big un and for some reason they want to stop at mine

b) Some random bloke asks what you drive?

Random bloke ? I would run a mile......