Originally Posted by DogSmoke
Basically, you need to take the whole engine out, strip it down, and take the block indoors.
There, after having spent a while lighting some scented candles and preparing the bedroom, you take out the massage (engine) oil and subject the block to a sensual rub down, taking care to cover every inch of its mass with your caress.
Hope that helps
you forgot to mention whilst doing this you should be playing some of that relaxing pan pipe music
