ive just took on a job handling chemicals, i was mopping up a little spillage today with some paper towel, turn round to do something and heard this sizzling, looked round and the paper towel is smoking away bloke was telling me his brother tried to clean his trainers with this stuff and they caught fire !

scary shit, if you dont see a post from me for 6 months, ive probably
had an accident.

minute they mention Oleum, im off down the job centre