Was giving a driving lesson to one of my students & she was abit worried about her hazard perception test so i said "as your driving everytime you see a hazard say click" (to represent the clicking of the mouse button) so off we went & everytime she saw a hazard she went 'click' & i was like "that's really good you seem to be spotting all hazards early" then we carried on driving & she went 'click' & i had a look but i couldnt see any sort of hazard so i said "why did you click just then"?

She pointed to a pink ford ka & said ...."gay car - that's well hazardous"

ROFLMAO

Just thought i'd share that with you as i was in stitches