i've crashed
a daihatsu charade turbo (putit on it's side 3 weeks after passing my test)
a mini into the side of a bmw ( they did a u turn in front of me )
i rolled an mgf down a hedge at my last garage ( it was a customers ) on a road test .
my cossie side ways up a kerb and through a fence
and i crashed a few motor bikes i've owned .
of course none of then were my fault
and i have a clean liscence