OMG these are hilarious!!

I wiped out my Orion Injection overtaking some yoof into a fast left hand sweeper in the rain, understeered onto the opposing lane, HGV coming the other way (hair stands up on my arms when I think about it) lifted off and the front end gripped, back end flew round pulling me away from the front of the HGV that was now like 10yards away, went through the armco on the inside, nose down into a ditch, car going sideways nose down in the ditch then it came out flew across the road and went wing to wing with a Rover Coupe Tomcat (almost brand new) Destroyed 40ft or Armco. I actually feel quite ill writing this down
Yoof I was overtaking had floored it. He also skidded on the bend and went straight on through the fence and into the pub carpark.

The icing on the cake was this girl I had a major crush on 2 yrs before was working in the pub and when I staggered out of the car there she was looking out of the top pub window.