i had a realization when i was sat in a 30ft tree waiting for an ex to come home to her mates house after a night out as i knew sumat was fishy and not just her cooont

her mate was seeing a lad i knew, was just sat thier blazeing away and guess what?
laddo only climbs the same fuckin tree

for the same reason odds on that? from that moment on i had a big word with myself