First off it depends what you call single, im seeing a bird but shes not my girlfriend.

However you look at it it works, ive gone out with birds that i dont really like simply because its better than having a wank........and its these ones that you cant be arsed to reply to in texts, buy them nothing, take them nowhere except from behind and dont answer your calls...........that love you for it you cant get rid of them.

Then the ones you like, you put effort into, always go wrong.

my comment above was meant as a humorous one, not a nasty one but humour doesnt come across so well on a forum

I still say youre all snakes with tits though