MMMMM,Very gay indeed,glad you realise.Some people think this looks great.To get rid of single wiper ,firstly get a new wiper mechanism(£10) from the scrap yard(any mk4 escort will do) If the drivers side hole has been welded over you need to drill it out to the same size as other side then fit new mechanism.For the bonnet simply buy a second hand one(£80) or buy a brandnew NON GENUINE one (70).These are the cheapest opions.