i was cleaning my bmx when i was 7, that i had lifted out of a skip,....both tyres were flat and rust coverage was around 80%,.....

my dad sat me down and said "carl, you can polish a turd,....but it aint gonna shine,"......

thats like the fast and the furious,....in theory its a good idea, but its actually just shiney fluff that aint worth watching,....


although, the car bits look good,......but far too max power for me,.....


went to the cinema to see the first one, after a few drinks,.....and sat watching, and randomly shouting,..." my cossie would kill that supra,...." etc,.......what a pile of shit......


the story isnt true by the way........