Originally Posted by akito-man
bcr8es too,fine and dandy!
fae halfords too,oh thats handy!
spesh with my trade card! and the nice girl called mandy!
want to tek her out for a wee shandy,
get her thinking dirty,maybe she randy,
when she passes the change she strokes ma handy,
shit heres the missus.
the only other plug i needed,was for the footwells when i first got the car,tae let the pesh oot!.
Just when i think u couldnt possibly be anymore of a wanker you go and write sum shit down like that
