m25. 5 in the morning on the way to work. A van just pulled straight out with no warning from the slow lane, i was in the fast lane and there was nobody about so i was doing my normal of setting a land speed record! Then bang!! Took along long time to come to rest. Ended up facing the wrong way in the dark with no headlights

Oh and the van fooooked off! hurt abit but got to admit it stood a good kicking. Looked like an old packet of quavers after (it was dakar yellow)