Why not let seal hunting continue?

Most of our fishermen have lost their job because of declining fish stocks. If the greedy seals ate less there would be more for us!

Maybe we could get spiked shoes for the horses and hounds and send the foxhunters over to join in. The seals don't look very fast.

Instead of moaning about people doing what they've always done, what about a poll on people having more kids than they can afford to support?