a few years ago there was pikey looking guy on a duel carrageway so i pulled into the layby and waited for him to jog up to the car

and when he got within about 6 foot of the car i launched it off up the road, he didnt look amused but i must admit i nearly pissed myself laughing

and no i havnt ever picked anyone up, and wouldnt either.

unless i was paid upfront lol